Good News… Sorta

Hello again my readers, oh how few readers i have. Oh well! I have some good news! My good friend Joe is making an iTunes Podcast! But it’s about Transformers. And Video Games. But he asked me if i wanted to help him co-host the podcast with a few more friends. I thought i should accept this offer to have my videos sponsored! And in return i will sponsor his podcast through my videos and my blog, and myspace facebook etc.!

New Videos

Hello there my readers! and viewers! I and my friends have just made another 2! videos! These are ideas that we have had for a while but just couldnt make videos about them! We might make SOME of them into videos. As for now they just random short vids in one big video. If you cruise onto this link below, you will instantly be on my youtube channel! Where you can view all my videos. I posted my newest ones up on my channel so please watch! They do have some VERY CRUDE humor and i suggest you don’t watch them if your going to get busted.

http://www.youtube.com/user/deltaass852

thank you everybody!

Keep It Clean

I have now realized that a lot of younger audience is watching my videos…  So I’m decideing to keep my videos clean. Even though i CLEARLY edit it in the title saying that it contain fowl language. So the next video i hope to post tomorrow i will not have swear words.

A Christmas Story~

One Cheesmas in the land of Cheesticks Santa did not come one year… This made all of the cheesy villagers sad and disappointed. No one was happy that year. Except for carl the American Cheese. You see, Carl was foreign, he came from America! A land in which how they celebrate christmas, is by going to their local Wal-Mart and buying everything OFF PRICE! ( PS for those of you who have seen older Wal Mart commercials- I HATE THAT SMILING HALF OFF GUY!) Cheap Ornaments, Cheap Christmas Dinners, Cheap trees made of Rubber and lead paint! A CHEAP CHRISTMAS ALL IMPORTED TO THOSE AMERICANS THROUGH CHINA! The Christmas of 2009 would be a christmas to remember for those americans! Anyways, Carl looked around at his new home. He didnt see any lights on houses, did not smell the sweet scent of gingerbread, and did not see any traffic jams in front of Wal Mart! In fact the Cheesland was completely isolated, and very ominous! He looked around and in the distance heard protesting, far to the northern sunset. he made it to the strange sunset and realized it wasnt a sunset at all! The villagers were burning a christmas tree in front of the Mayor’s office! “what is this all about my fellow cheese sticks?” the Mayor announced startlingly. “Santa isn’t coming this year,” announced a villager back to him “he said he’s too busy with china!” Carl realized at once what had to be done! He would set sail to China to migrate many of them to cheeseland! “I got an idear’ everybody!”

“Oh christ,” said a villager with anxiety “we can’t let the American cheese tell us what to do!”

“No, Shutup,” demanded the Mayor, ” Go ahead you American! Speak your words of wisdom!”

“Alright!” said Carl in a gay tone, “I was thinkin’ we ought to sail to China, and migrate a good majority of them fellers right here to Cheeseland!”

“What are you trying to say young master Carl?” asked the Mayor in disbelief.

“Mr. Mayor, If we could get enough Chinese people migrated to cheesland, then maybe santa wont be as busy in china! We could celebrate cheesmas!”

All of the villagers were filled with glee! They threw down their pitchforks, spears, cans of oil, flamethrowers, beer, and started jumping up and down with excitement! So the Mayor agreed with the foreign cheese and gathered a group of his best sailors and they headed out over the open sea! Within moments they were in China! They hopped out of the ship and gathered as many chinese as they could. After a few hours they had gathered 50,000,000 chinese people and sailed back to Cheeseland . On the way back though, the chinese grew hungry! One of the small chinese businessmen grabbed the ship captain and tossed him into the air! 9 other Chinese people jumped up to get the ship captain. They grabbed the innocent cheese with their crooked teeth! They tore him limb by bally limb! Carl was astonished, almost nearly immobilized by this grisly attack, he jumped off the ship and swam the rest of the way to warn the others, but it was too late! Carl ran up the shore into a jungle and hid in a bush until the sun set. He ran up the hill into a shed where other cheese were! “We’re totally screwed!” said one of the cheeses. Then they heard it! “HO HO HO!” before they could react all of the cheesticks, cheeseland, and the chinese commies were wiped out by a nuclear missile toe that santa dropped! THE END!

Hello to EVERYONE!

You guys imress me! (11/12 we had a whopping 4 views!) So Anyways im going to mix things up a bit! I HAVE DECIDED TO POST MY ARTWORK ONTO MY BLOG! YEY!

Metallica In Sacramento

So back in January 2009 Tickets went on sale for the Metallica concert for December… They were sold out in a day…

This pisses me off… I want to see Metallica live! Oh well.. Hopefully they come around again. Well, Megadeth is touring with Slayer and some other band and their coming into sacramento i think…  Anyways, I have a godmother Laura Ingle, she used to be on fox news… or still is… i have no idea anymore… but me and my step mom tried to ask her if she could score tickets for us. Sadly she never returned our call. She got Backstage passes for my mom and dad for Rush! I wanted to meet Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson when i went to my first Rush concert (which was awesome btw). Yeah so hopefully Megadeth for me! I recently got back into Megadeth thanks to my good friend Joe or Rapt3rX!The following video is Fade To Black – Live by Metallica

Tarja Turunen

Alright, so i can’t get enough of Tarja! She’s an amazing artist. The new chick for Nightwish Anette I think her name is. Well, she’s ok, but she can’t compare with Tarja! Oh, and i finally figured out why she left nightwish. I guess when she married she started treating the other band members poorly, and she was getting busy with life outside the band. So the band made an agreement to kick her from the band and they all signed it. It stinks for all of us Nightwish fans but Tarja is still as good as ever going solo. I heard she’s gunna be getting the musicians in her new band to learn how to play older Nightwish songs! The Video below is Die Alive by Tarja Turunen! Enjoy!

Happy Thanksgiving!

I hope EVERYBODY had an awesome Thanksgiving! i did! So i was on my Xbox Live Dashboard the other day and decided to go on Last F.M. And i decided to look up Nightwish! Well, it decides to look up artists like nightwish and it showed me a bit of Epica, After Forever, and this new band I’m blogging about called Leaves’ Eyes. Whoever is into Symphonic Metal i suggest this one. The singer is HOT AND has a beautiful voice~ The link below will bring you to a video on youtube of Leaves’ Eyes! The Music Video is pretty kick ass too! This is My Destiny by Leaves’ Eyes! Enjoy!

New Video

Ok, so 3 weeks ago i made a new video! Unfortunate for me i cant upload it to youtube because it cant recognize the music file. Which is Turning Japanese by The Vapors. I was able to upload the video to Facebook, and i cant upload it to myspace because they hate my videos because before going into comedy i used to make music vids and Myspace’s new copyright thing can suck a giant cock. So they wont let me upload any more videos! I am going to work on getting the video on youtube but it wont be as fun to watch without the racist opening to it by the vapors that would piss off an asian person who is strongly prideful but still laugh at it. and its also in the credits. It’s by FAR our funniest video! But without it being on youtube! Gr. If anyone is reading this please support me! by FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST! SEND MY VIDEOS TO FRIENDS! I want me and my friends to be familiar on youtube! its our goal! I have been thinking of getting some famous person on youtube to help me boost my career as a comedian on youtube… Like Fred for example! HE MAKES THE WIERDEST VIDEOS EVER! And look at the SHITLOAD of views, subscribers, and friends he has! I had been getting a lot of subs lately but i think they are just fans of my famous “Grunts Are Stupid” videos! MAN! I WISH I GOT ENOUGH ATTENTION ON THE INTERNET! I think no one reads my blogs because they are boring?

TO ALL VIEWERS!

THIS IS MY DETECTIVES VIDEO! ^ UP TOP!

THIS IS “HOW TO SURVIVE A HORROR FILM” ^

THIS IS “ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE”

I hope everyone enjoys!