Pain in my ASS

Alright, so i thought that maybe because I’m not getting enough views on my youtube vids are because of my suspicious sounding account name. I know that sounds stupid. But i think that’s what it is.. Some people are suspicious about crap like that..

So now i have to post EVERYWHERE, all my friends and subscribers, that i migrated.. I deleted a few vids on delta that i posted to Spectresabre (my new account!) I have to spread this like wildfire so that everything seems at home for me.. I feel hella uncomfortable right now because of this little matter. So far, the only subscriber i have + friend is Devlin.. LOL

THANK YOU DEVLIN FOR BEING SO SUPPORTIVE!

Also, Eyes out on a new video I’m going to post…

To Spectresabre that is..

So, if your a subscriber reading this. SUBSCRIBE TO SPECTRESABRE!

That way you can see my new vids!

Unless your also a facebook friend.. Then i guess you don’t have to. BUT IT’D REALLY MAKE TED HAPPY…

Thank you all for your support, my last post had 20 something views~

people must REALLY love cereal!

So yeah.. Get to it, subscribe to SpectreSabre!

Have a good one everyone!

AppleJacks!

So it’s 10:20 pm here right now, and I’m eating apple jacks! I was just looking through the kitchen like i always do whenever i get bored! When i was pouring the apple jacks into the bowl i realized something very strange..

THERE ARE WAAAY TOO MANY ORANGE APPLE JACKS THAN GREEN! I want my cereal to be evened out! Too much something in my cereal is TOO OVERWHELMING! I can’t take so many orange colors over the nice and peaceful green colors!

I’m nearly finished with my Jacks now!

The sad part about this i think about generally, is that most multicolored foods/snacks are overwhelmed with a single color.. Depending on what your eating of course!

FOR EXAMPLE! M&Ms, they are overwhelmed by too many browns.

or when you get those little bags with Rolos, Hershey Kisses, and Reeses cups, THERE ARE ALWAYS A LITTLE BIT MORE HERSJEY KISSES.. Or maybe I’m just thinking that since i usually eat the rolos and reeses before the kisses.. Heheh

SKITTLES

ALL RIGHT, not enough greens and yellows.. the best skittles in town!

ENOUGH SAID ABOUT SKITTLES…

BACK TO CEREAL

Why can’t everything be even with multicolored cereals?

I mean, look at rice Krispies.. ALL OF THEM LOOK ALIKE! MY BREAKFAST WOULD BE A MORE PEACEFUL PLACE TO EAT, IF I DIDN’T HAVE GREEN DISCRIMINATING ORANGE FOR OVERPOPULATING MY CEREAL BOWL!

But then again, i have had complaints when eating Lucky Charms. All the Marshmallows gang up on the cheerio bits saying that they’re better!

Although i do love those marshmallows…

Trix… (i think that’s how you spell it?)

Trix are all high, little cereal bits, look at all the forms they take, and all the neon colors they have!

And frosted Flakes, Those are old people food for kids. All that frosting on old flaky cereal.. Gross…

Cookie Krisp…….

Enough said..

Honey Nut Cheerios

Good for your heart, BUT WHERE THE HELL IS THE MOTHER EFFIN’ HONEY?! I CAN’T TASTE THE DAMN HONEY ON MY CHEERIOS!

Fight Night

Alright, so me and my friends were all hanging out at the park one day, when they decided to go over to Devlin’s house, for a bit of boxing! Just for fun, you know, dude stuff. So we fight! Now every Saturday Night, we choose a location with some friends and spar! FUN FUN FUN. Well, we have rules though. Apparently some teens were doing the same thing, but with out parental permission or some shit like that. We tell our parents. They know. Anyways, I was going to share some funny tales from recent fight nights!

Alright, so one fight night we’re all having a great time at my friend Colton’s house! I was showing him how i kick, and i kicked his knee cap and i heard a crack sound! I was thinking out loud “OH SHIT! YOU OK?!” He just looked at me like it was nothing and said, “that was my right nut slapping against my leg!” hahaha…

We had a fight night at my grandpas house one time. My friends Andrew and Joe were going to destroy each other. Joe wanted to prove that he could kick Andrew’s ass! So they start it out ok, but they start wrestling and locking each other up. Apparently Andrew hurt his foot really bad, and the other day he told me that he had a fracture on his foot. I still have no idea how it happened.. Must have weak ass bones… LOL SO I STARTED DRINKING A SHIT LOAD OF MILK.

Also I am putting up the link to Devlin’s Youtube Channel, where he posted some of the fights that me and Gabe missed. FUNNY, we missed Colton beating up Jacob.. And Devlin fighting Josh. Me and Gabe will be attending this fight night! I like to think of him as a rival! Well. Not yet, we aren’t really matched. He could kick my ass if he wanted.. So I try to avoid Gabe fights until after i get a bit warmed up.. Warmed up as in getting hit a couple times.. lol.. here is Dev’s link!

http://www.youtube.com/user/Devlinmane

cool! Have fun looking around Dev’s stuff.. I hope he doesn’t mind.. lol

Anyways, I have more ideas for vids, I’ll hopefully post another post shortly about them!

So i <3 you all for reading this! Later!

Damn Radio Stations…

So not too long ago, we’re driving back from dinner, my mom has the radio on. I think we were skipping through stations. Then i hear a song i really like, and i said to my mom “YEAH, keep it, keep it!” Sadly it was a preview song, you know, those little shit people at the radio station screwing with you. It’s almost as if they do it on purpose, because you hear a great preview song, and then you have to listen to this really shitty song.. It sucks! like one day you’ll hear your favorite song, then suddenly “HAHAHA, TOO BAD, THAT WAS A PREVIEW SONG!” then it switches to some emo shit music… GAAAAAYYYYY!

I really hate it, they should have hella futuristic radio station, sort of like an interactive radio station where you can choose your favorite bands or artists and form a playlist to play every time you drive… or have an installation to older cars for an iPod to play music. I love that now, the new thing with cars, where you can just throw in your iPod and listen to that instead of shit radio stations. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I love some talk shows, but music stations blow nowadays… I want to hear story telling over the radio. True stories. They’ll have a funny station, a drama Station (sponsored by TNT ‘they know drama’) , a romance station, ACTION STATION! and you’ll have the action station on so often you’ll forget that it’s even there then the narrator yells “TURN LEFT NOW! BOMG IS IN THE MINIVAN NEXT TO YOU!” you drive left into the next intersection… then you blow up! hahaha… maybe that wouldn’t be a great idea. BUT LET’S TRY IT!!!!

wow, I’m tired. Shoud probably go to sleep soon, couldn’t get onto this blog today (earlier) because my little sister was looking up Naruto AMVs with dance music. Seriously, Naruto + Rhianna + hip hop +alternative bands… = headache for Ted…  Though, i did have fun playing Red Dead Redemption today! fun game BUY IT!

More and More Omegle…

Alright now, i was introduced to this sight Omegle.. I know i talk about it all the time, but it’s just something else! I mean, your talking to people who could be on the other side of the world! It’s insane! The only real downfall is the people who get horny… Alright, i have a serious issue with these kids. YES KIDS! no no! TEENAGER KIDS! The weird thing about it, is that most of the population on omegle is filled with perves, more like older men perves looking for some young teen action.. It’s stupid, i mean, yes they are pedophiles and they could totally be doing something better with their time. Like looking up a porn sight for example? I tell that to some of them, and they don’t listen, it’s dumb.. Also, i swear i met my ex on the sight a few weeks ago, it was funny cause when i asked for her name she left… LOL woulda been hilarious to find out though!

I get on omegle every now and then and totally screw with people. Like in my recent posts. You can read that stuff! It’s even better when you know it’s a dude and he asks ASL (age sex location) and you mess with him from there! It’s hella fun! just try it out and you will LOL out loud…

But it isn’t always fun and games, sometimes you do get tired of it and just talk to someone from out of country, people out of the US can be pretty fucking nice! I met Cornelia, Bo Kyung Kim, and of course my bestie from Bulgaria, Maria! see! you can make a bunch of friends, as long as you stay in touch with them at least!

So go have fun! Don’t get into trouble though, i mean seriously, don’t give away too much personal info! Just have some fun to an extent, and PLEASE! No naked time with the strangers, i have to put up with enough of their shit already!

Alright! So New video!

I know, to some of you guys out there on my blog reading my shit, i haven’t posted new videos yet. Sadly, i had no brilliant ideas. BUT! I reviewed my taste of boredom vids and decided to use a few of them as actual videos. I mean, if you think about it, taste of boredom was really just a big preview to my videos! So i have got more ideas and hope to go solo on half of them! You never know, i might do a good job! ALSO! CHEERS TO FACEBOOK! i love facebook even more now that it is posting my new blog posts onto my profile! MORE AND MORE PEOPLE ARE READING! in fact, the other day i had a WHOPPING 27 VIEWS! ON ONE POST ALONE! I love all of my supporters that i never hear from! Please if you could leave me a comment on here! I love you guys and thank you soo much for support!

Have a good one everybody!

Travel with Ted…

So on Friday i went along with my buddy Gabe to go to his dad’s house up in Reno Nevada. While i was on the bus i remembered something funny about traveling on planes!

So you know when your traveling alone, you get the first seat in your row. A lot of people are walking down the isle, you keep betting with yourself, “ok if it’s a dude i want to sit nest to him! And if it’s a girl i want to sit next to her!” So usually when i bet with myself on who i sit next to on the plane I’m usually right. Usually i always sit next to the hot chick when i travel alone. And when i do i keep thinking, “shit.. we’re probably not going to talk at all..” and that always happens, except when she has to get up to go potty.. Then she says “excuse me i have to pee” . Or when you get the peanuts, you ask her under your breath cause your nervous, “hey can i have your peanuts?” she responds “What?” because she can’t hear you, so you decide to say it a little louder, and she still cant hear you, so you yell it “CAN I HAVE YOUR PEANUTS?!” Then she looks at you like your the biggest asshole she’s ever met, and throws them at your face. I was thinking though, what if you had to sit next to the fattest and smelliest guy/and or girl on the airplane? That would suck right? You would have no room left to sit really, nor the air to breath, especially when they get the airplane food. Then your screwed over.. They are farting in your breathing space, by the time you land your suffocating in air biscuits.. Haha, if you don’t know, that’s actually a fart. Traveling is only fun when you can sit next to people you know and wont judge you by the music you listen to because you have to put it on the highest volume because the plane makes loud noises. I swear, one day someone is going to give me a lecture on god and why i shouldn’t listen to metal because its “the music of Satan” lol, I’d only turn up the volume! “I’m so sorry sir, I’d love to keep listening to your lecture on god, but ut he’s talking about satan right now!” That’s precisely why i don’t have a religion, because it gets you into trouble! I’m not saying any of you shouldn’t believe in what you believe in, just don’t get yourself into trouble.

I don’t know what it is about metal.. you either love it or hate it! I mean, there is good metal out there, but now theres alternative and crap that relates to that. I have to say this, I HATE ALTERNATIVE. I have one good reason, and one reason only! actually two!

1-All the alternative singers SOUND THE SAME!

2- The lyrics are too predictable!

Now you can say that about any music genre, but i mean not all of them are. I guess i just hate alternative with a passion! You can say the same about metal, but some bands like Exodus, holy christ, i listened to them lately, more than usual and i noticed that they have great lyrics in most of their songs. Plus they did a good cover on Low Rider.. lol I’m kidding i hated that cover, but whatever..

Remember to check in every now and then, might post more stuff! and remember, Spectre ALWAYS LOVE HIS READERS! <3

Such Stupidity

again, i was on omegle, and ran into another idiot! this is probably the furthest I’ve gotten away with tricking someone!

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi thare

Stranger: hi

You: i love this site

You: lol

Stranger: im male

Stranger: u?

You: your a scrotum grinder, go stick your thumb up your ass pal, i want a conversation

You: >:D

Stranger: oh!

Stranger: really dirty mounth

You: yeah

You: what of it?

Stranger: can do blowjobs, but I don’t kiss you

You: ?

Stranger: with your mounth

You: what makes you think im a girl? i could be a 30 year old fat ass dude who wants to know where you live so i can fit my dick into your ass and hear you squeel

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: that is bad

You: yea

You: ‘

You: but i could be a chick

You: what do you think?

Stranger: I think you are a petite girl

You: you would think that

You: but you have no proof

Stranger: yeha

You: i think your a homosexual

Stranger: but if I see you on webcam I will have prove

You: yeah, not happening

Stranger: but can be happen

You: if i had a web cam

You: lol

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: do you ohave?

You: no

You: i dont

Stranger: so, can’t happen

You: nope

You: oh to bad buddy

Stranger: but a cell phone with a cam

You: lol

Stranger: do you have?

You: you would fucking think that

You: indeed i do

Stranger: oh!

Stranger: so maybe I can win

You: unless i send a picture of a bird and you start spamming my phone trying to call me

You: … that would be bad

Stranger: h mm

Stranger: so…lets guess

Stranger: I think you are a 17 yeard gilr searching some fun, but not explicit sex

You: holy crap

You: you are off by a long penis

You: but your turned on by it

Stranger: hmm

You: guess again?

Stranger: I don’t have other guess

You: i am an evil witch lady who likes to fuck frogs…

Stranger: no

You: you dont think so?

Stranger: no

You: i met one once

Stranger: I think you are petite

You: alright

You: i am

You: and im also blond

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: yeahhhh

Stranger: age?

You: C-size boobs

You: 17

Stranger: lol

Stranger: lol

Stranger: lol

Stranger: I’m good, no?

You: ?

You: sure

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: has guessed your age

You: indeed you did

Stranger: so? we can talk more friendly now?

You: no because i lied to you

You: lol

Stranger: hmm

You: this is quite ammusing

Stranger: what you mean?

You: i think it is fun

Stranger: oh

Stranger: joke with me?

You: yup

You: hilarious

Stranger: hmmm

Stranger: not to me now

You: haha because your a desperate teenage boy who wants some actio

You: n

You: action*

Stranger: far away about teenage

Stranger: hahah

You: go on a fucking pornsite for fucks sake, nothing is going to come true here

You: except for my laughs….

Stranger: i’ve 27 darling

You: I’ve? as in I’m what?

You: ?

Stranger: hmm

You: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……………….

Stranger: are you ok?

You: nope

Stranger: why?

You: im having a kid right now

You: do you think im ok?

Stranger: no

Stranger: a kid?

You: yes

You: it is fucking screaming right now

Stranger: your son?

You: no.. thing

Stranger: you are a babysister?

You: no

You: lol

You: there is no

You: kid

You: i lied

You: agai

You: n

Stranger: you are a lier so

You: indeed

Stranger: indeed

Stranger: has you fucked sometime?

You: haz eye?

You: nao i hazent fucked rezently

Stranger: why?

You: a person broke up with me

You: so sad

You: and it sucks ass right now

You: looking

You: for

You: person

You: atm

You: not you t hogu

You: though
*

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: are you painnig?

You: sorta

Stranger: how much time you are alone?

You: mostly alone over the week

You: usually have company over wednesday night though

You: but mainly with friends saturday and sunday

You: im off work then

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: why has borked up?

You: can you do the Toxic Waltz?

You: i can

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: no

Stranger: I don’y konw

You: you don’t listen to … wait

You: are you white/

You: ?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: why?

You: do you listen to metal?

Stranger: no

You: homo’

Stranger: i’m not from US

You: oh

You: OH

You: ok

You: where are you from?

Stranger: brazil

You: ahh nice country

Stranger: thank u

Stranger: so?

Stranger: want say more a lie?

You: hmm?

You: do you wish of me to?

You: cus i can

Stranger: no

You: hahahah thought so

Stranger: I was joking

Stranger: the truth please

You: lol

You: i am 67 i am a girl

You: ok

You: that wa

You: sa lie

You: kinda obvious too

Stranger: you are terrible

You: i know

You: i am actually 15, but im a girl.

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: other lie

Stranger: haha

You: damn yur good

Stranger: Im preper

Stranger: prepered now

Stranger: haha

You: 15 male

Stranger: lie again

You: are you sure?

Stranger: yeah

You: whatever you say pal

Stranger: you are a girl

You: really?

You: ok

You: i am

You: you had that right the entire time

Stranger: a boy don’t will lost so much time with another

You: now guess my age

You: yeah he would

You: lol

You: if the other person is a complete and udder retard

You: i think he could

You: hey

You: have a facebook

You: ?

Stranger: haha

Stranger: everyone have it

Stranger: argggg

You: ill add you

Stranger: but I not

You: wow

Stranger: wait

You: lame…

Stranger: need a invitation?

You: sur

Stranger: I’ve some

You: ive some what?

Stranger: invitations

You: for what?

Stranger: facebook

Stranger: arggggg

You: you want an invite to facebook or you got some

You: to join/;

Stranger: can you send one to me?

You: just go onto facebook and join

You: easy shit

Stranger: ok

Stranger: Im in

Stranger: and now?

You: and now

You: http://www.facebook.com/profile.*******************

Stranger: wow

Stranger: wow

Stranger: wow

Stranger: really petite girl

Stranger: hahahaha

You: that isn’t me

You: lol

You: and shes 14

You: lol

You: pedophile

Stranger: haha

Stranger: you seems a more mature girl

Stranger: have more ppics?

You: of her?

You: no

You: of me?

You: maybe

Stranger: ok

Stranger: can be your sister,…

Stranger: maybe

You: no

You: my sister is 12

Stranger: so what?

You: http://www.facebook.com/**************

You: is this me?

Stranger: hmmm

Stranger: maybe your brother

Stranger: hahahaha

You: hahaha

You: lets see

Stranger: see what?

You: who i can make you think i am

Stranger: hmm

You: you know what?

You: i cant find anyone who isn’t pretty,.

You: damnit

You: ted was an acception though

You: cause hes my boyfriend

You: how about you?

You: maybe i can find you

You: and we could be friend

You: s

Stranger: Marina

You: youwould think

You: shes a skank

You: whats your name

You: ill find you

You: you can add marina if you want

You: i dont give a flying fuck about that bitch

Stranger: he was your gf?

You: bf

You: who ted?

Stranger: Marina

You: no?

Stranger: friend os

You: she added me because she just knew me

You: not cause we friends or anything

Stranger: ok

Stranger: but how is your so profile os?

You: os?

You: hold on a sec

Stranger: so*

You: i gotta pee

You: alright

You: back!

Stranger: so

Stranger: your profile?

You: n

You: gimme yours

You:

Stranger: your first

You: you already saw it

You: lol

Stranger: ted so

You: ?

You: nope

Stranger: so which?

You: lol

You: yeah it was Ted, but before you disconnect on me, i just want to say… That this was fun.. honestly i never triked anyone this bad, and if i had fucking 500 dollars with me here to give to you, i fucking would

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: ok

Stranger: bye so

You: bye

You: have a good one

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Seriously? Some Inians…

Alright… I was on Omegle, and i ran into an Indian.. this is our conversation…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hello

You: how are you?

Stranger: asl plz

You: oh jiz…

Stranger: fine nu

You: seriously, if i say your gunna fucking leave

You: alright

You: i tell you]

Stranger: r u sexy?

You: 67 female wizard middle earth

Stranger: u r age plz?

You: 67

Stranger: ok sorry

You: you should be

Stranger: 21

You: oh your young

You: i love youthful children

You: you want an apple i poisoned?

You: i mean, added sugar to

Stranger: hav u daughter and son

Stranger: y not

You: yes i have many daughters

You: as i get older i have to steal their youth, so i can live forever…

Stranger: how many

You: 15

You: how about you youngun? any kids?

Stranger: yours daughtetrs is single

Stranger: i am single

You: sure, many are single

You: most are beautiful too

Stranger: their age

You: 20, 19, 45, 38, 29, 15, 17 they are single

You: if i remember correctly

Stranger: ok i think that i choose ur two daughter 19 20

You: you know there is a site called E-Harmony.. I’m sure you will find some pleasant lady there.. instead of running about in omegle in search for a lady who is probably a man…

Stranger: no i want ur daughters

Stranger: plz

You: i mean honestly, i could have started this out so differently, when you asked ASL i should have said 19, female, Maui

You: i tricked so many people that way

Stranger: i think that your daughter mavi is sexy

You: wait, tell me about how you look. i could inspire you to go out into the world and get some action…

You: Maui is an Island of Hawaii, where are you from sir?

Stranger: i like ur daughter mavi

You: are you from India?

Stranger: india plz dont cut the line

You: I will not, it is just you are always a bit hard to communicate with

You: Mavi is actually Maui– and island in Hawaii

You: in america

Stranger: i want to see your mavi

You: Her name isn’t Mavi..

Stranger: sorry maui

Stranger: will u came india

You: Maui for the last time, IS AN ISLAND IN AMERICA. a place, not a person!

You: also

You: i am not 67

Stranger: wt

You: nor a wizard

You: i am actually a necromancer

Stranger: plz tell me

Stranger: abut u right

You: me?

Stranger: who r u

You: i am 23

You: female

You: brown hair

You: blue eyes

You: skinny

You: 5 foot 6 inches

You:

Stranger: i like u

You: how about you?

Stranger: 5 foot 8 inch

You: not much taller!

Stranger: plz

Stranger: u from

You: America….

Stranger: will we make friend

You: you want to be friends?

Stranger: ya with u

You: you have facebook?

Stranger: no

You: Skype?

Stranger: i hav yahoo

You: oh

Stranger: u hav?

You: no

Stranger: its ok\

Stranger: u hav nick na,me

You: a nickname?

Stranger: wt? tell me

Stranger: plz

You: my name is Simfinii

You: my friends call me Symfii though

Stranger: nice

Stranger: i call u by ur nick name symfii

You: alright!

Stranger: wt r u doing symfii?

You: making a potion, remember i am a necromancer?

Stranger: sorry .r u single?

You: yes i am. i had a boyfriend, buuutt…. he sorta, ‘dissapeared!’

Stranger: ok sorryh

You: i threatened to turn him into a oad the last time we argued, and well, now i have a pet frog!

You: toad*

Stranger: can i call u my girlfriend ?

You: i guess so

You: dont make me mad though, i might turn you into dust..

You: and then drink you so you are a part of my soul, in everlasting darkness

Stranger: no never

Stranger: ok

You: i should make a yahoo, just for you

Stranger: ok when will u make

You: right now

Stranger: no plz

You: why not?

Stranger: sorry u can do it?

You: yeah, im on a computer, i can open a tab into another dimension causing a ripple in time distorting the past and redefining life as we know it

You: you ok with this?

Stranger: ok tell me about u wt do u like /

You: i like casting spells onto people ruining their lives, cause im a wizard

You: and i also love walking in the forest

You: and making sugar apples for little kids…

Stranger: it is very dangurs Darling

Stranger: u can do it

Stranger: r u there

You: i am here my friend

You: i never got your name

You: would you like to share that with me?

Stranger: y not

Stranger: i will remember u in my life

You: i want to add you to my yahoo though

Stranger: you will make yahoo

You: i made it

You: spectersaber@yahoo.com

You: be right back, i have to use the bathroom!

Stranger: darling u can search me there by dharm_ddd20

Stranger: r u there darling

You: alright im back

You: ill find you

Stranger: Do u like me ?

You: i cant find you yet

You: find me real quick

You: Spectersaber@yahoo.com

Stranger: wait for two minit

Stranger: can i ask u a questipon

You: ok

Stranger: do u like me?

You: i cant find you yet, but you seem like a stiking young lad

You: i know you have facebook in your country

You: cant you sign up for that?

You: this is more difficult

Stranger: ya but i hav no facebook belive me plz

You: make one! it’s really easy to do!

Stranger: its mean u dont like me

You: no i like you, its just not easy adding you on yahoo…

Stranger: i came on my yahoo u can search me plz

You: give me your e-mail

Stranger: dharm_ddd20@ it is my e_mail id

Stranger: plz early

You: i cant find your e-mail. whats your first ad last name?

Stranger: wt happen

You: maybe that will work

Stranger: ok

You: what is it?

Stranger: wt r u saying?

You: what is your first and last name? im asking you because yahoo cant find your e-mail

Stranger: ok dont angreen i can search u plz wait

You: my name for the search is spectersaber@yahoo.com

You: my first and last name is Symfii Destruct

Stranger: u search me

You: give me your name and i will

Stranger: what is ur password in yahoo id

You: im not giving you my password…

You: your real name, what is your real name?

You: i can find you easy that way!

Stranger: but y darling r u angree with me

You: no im not

You: just want to know what your name is

Stranger: plz hear my talk

Stranger: he is my best friend

You: ?…

Stranger: his name is dharmendra

You: Singh?

Stranger: that id is himself

Stranger: plz belive me

You: Dharmendra Singh? is that him?

Stranger: ya it is himself

You: i got 1600 results on your name…

You: which 1 are you?

You: lol

Stranger: plz dont say that

You: do you live in Dehli?

You: Delhi*

Stranger: i love u very much symfii darling

Stranger: no i live in jaipur

You: ok

You: do you have a picture?

Stranger: there is dharmendras pic only

Stranger: i hav no

You: Dharmendra – what is his second name?

Stranger: no has only one name

You: o

You: this will take a while

Stranger: ok darling

Stranger: can u give me ur contact number

Stranger: r u there symfii darling?

You: my phone number?

You: what number?

Stranger: ya

You: your going to call me from the other side of the world?…

Stranger: it is ur personal mobile number

Stranger: ya plz

You: Thats a risky move,

Stranger: i will call u

Stranger: i want to talk with u darling

You: well, do you have Skype?

You: its free to call me if you have Skype..

Stranger: thats means i dont no abut it

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Yes it was a long ass conversation… what a pervert…

anyways, yes i did make that e-mail, and i will be using it, i actually wanted to make another one! i wanted to do it so i could mess with him! hahah!

Epic Rants

So i thought i might change shit up a bit! I decided i should make this blog a place where i can rant and tell my jokes and what not, just for kicks.

jokes, fun, happiness. And of course mickey mouse! we all love mickey mouse don’t we? Indeed we do!

so i thought i might start out by copying a blog i posted on myspace that no one read.. Thought it’d get more attention on here. Plus i dont go on myspace anymore, even though i love the way my profile looks. No moar! haha. Here it goes!

Alright now, I was walking around the house and going to get some food, WHEN SUDDENLY! “FROM YOUR FAVORITE ARTISTS! SUNG BY KIDS FOR KIDS!” I thought, ‘oh christ, another one, what is it kids bop 10 now?’ “KIDS BOP 17!” I thought oh wow… 17… who listens to kids bop???…. pedophiles when they whack off to kitty porn? I mean seriously! Do you, or do you know anyone who listens to KIDS BOP? I SURE AS HELL DON’T! I mean, get real, no one buys your shit. Why even bother making more kids bop shit? I mean, they could try getting peoples attention with it by saying next time, “Kids Bop 29! with your favorite artists!- Rob Zombie”… HAHAHA i would enjoy seeing it but i wouldnt buy it! You know. I also wondered today. WTF genre are the Jonas Brothers? I never listened to their music but i thought, “HEH, Disney Sing-A-Long!” And someone told me that Hannah Montana is “Rock” I said, “NOOOO! ITS DISNEY SING-A-LONG, GET IT IN YOUR FUCKING HEAD!” I have a friend, who has this conspiracy about hannah montana taking over the world… he was pulling out the most random shit out of his head, and putting into words. at first it was funny but after listening to him making up shit for an hour straight made me feel a bit overwhelmed… I have nothing more to say… should have made this a bulletin instead…

Ha, now wasn’t that fun? Now i always wanted to say how much fun it’d be to be transferred  into you’re favorite game! I really put some thought into it. Video Game, Board Game, any game! Reality! How about Pac man?

Alright so you get transferred into a reality pac man game! Oh yeah, your thinking “This will be easy as shit!” Until you realize that when i said ‘Reality’ i mean YOU are pac man, not the player. Pac man has to go through a fucking maze with ghosts trying to eat his soul! Now, your pac man and you see things in first person. It isn’t easy for you because for 1, your in a fucking maze.. Not like a corn field maze, more like the secret dungeon maze you have to go through to save the princess. 2 Your being followed by ghosts that smell the fear in your heart. 3 Did i mention ghosts can go through walls? 4 you have to eat an endless supply of golden dots. But it’s ok, those dots are actually cookies filled with crack, you end up going a little faster and have a better sense of direction after eating enough. But still, the ghosts will kill you either way. They can go through walls!