Epic Rants

So i thought i might change shit up a bit! I decided i should make this blog a place where i can rant and tell my jokes and what not, just for kicks.

jokes, fun, happiness. And of course mickey mouse! we all love mickey mouse don’t we? Indeed we do!

so i thought i might start out by copying a blog i posted on myspace that no one read.. Thought it’d get more attention on here. Plus i dont go on myspace anymore, even though i love the way my profile looks. No moar! haha. Here it goes!

Alright now, I was walking around the house and going to get some food, WHEN SUDDENLY! “FROM YOUR FAVORITE ARTISTS! SUNG BY KIDS FOR KIDS!” I thought, ‘oh christ, another one, what is it kids bop 10 now?’ “KIDS BOP 17!” I thought oh wow… 17… who listens to kids bop???…. pedophiles when they whack off to kitty porn? I mean seriously! Do you, or do you know anyone who listens to KIDS BOP? I SURE AS HELL DON’T! I mean, get real, no one buys your shit. Why even bother making more kids bop shit? I mean, they could try getting peoples attention with it by saying next time, “Kids Bop 29! with your favorite artists!- Rob Zombie”… HAHAHA i would enjoy seeing it but i wouldnt buy it! You know. I also wondered today. WTF genre are the Jonas Brothers? I never listened to their music but i thought, “HEH, Disney Sing-A-Long!” And someone told me that Hannah Montana is “Rock” I said, “NOOOO! ITS DISNEY SING-A-LONG, GET IT IN YOUR FUCKING HEAD!” I have a friend, who has this conspiracy about hannah montana taking over the world… he was pulling out the most random shit out of his head, and putting into words. at first it was funny but after listening to him making up shit for an hour straight made me feel a bit overwhelmed… I have nothing more to say… should have made this a bulletin instead…

Ha, now wasn’t that fun? Now i always wanted to say how much fun it’d be to be transferred  into you’re favorite game! I really put some thought into it. Video Game, Board Game, any game! Reality! How about Pac man?

Alright so you get transferred into a reality pac man game! Oh yeah, your thinking “This will be easy as shit!” Until you realize that when i said ‘Reality’ i mean YOU are pac man, not the player. Pac man has to go through a fucking maze with ghosts trying to eat his soul! Now, your pac man and you see things in first person. It isn’t easy for you because for 1, your in a fucking maze.. Not like a corn field maze, more like the secret dungeon maze you have to go through to save the princess. 2 Your being followed by ghosts that smell the fear in your heart. 3 Did i mention ghosts can go through walls? 4 you have to eat an endless supply of golden dots. But it’s ok, those dots are actually cookies filled with crack, you end up going a little faster and have a better sense of direction after eating enough. But still, the ghosts will kill you either way. They can go through walls!