Seriously? Some Inians…
Alright… I was on Omegle, and i ran into an Indian.. this is our conversation…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hello
You: how are you?
Stranger: asl plz
You: oh jiz…
Stranger: fine nu
You: seriously, if i say your gunna fucking leave
You: alright
You: i tell you]
Stranger: r u sexy?
You: 67 female wizard middle earth
Stranger: u r age plz?
You: 67
Stranger: ok sorry
You: you should be
Stranger: 21
You: oh your young
You: i love youthful children
You: you want an apple i poisoned?
You: i mean, added sugar to
Stranger: hav u daughter and son
Stranger: y not
You: yes i have many daughters
You: as i get older i have to steal their youth, so i can live forever…
Stranger: how many
You: 15
You: how about you youngun? any kids?
Stranger: yours daughtetrs is single
Stranger: i am single
You: sure, many are single
You: most are beautiful too
Stranger: their age
You: 20, 19, 45, 38, 29, 15, 17 they are single
You: if i remember correctly
Stranger: ok i think that i choose ur two daughter 19 20
You: you know there is a site called E-Harmony.. I’m sure you will find some pleasant lady there.. instead of running about in omegle in search for a lady who is probably a man…
Stranger: no i want ur daughters
Stranger: plz
You: i mean honestly, i could have started this out so differently, when you asked ASL i should have said 19, female, Maui
You: i tricked so many people that way
Stranger: i think that your daughter mavi is sexy
You: wait, tell me about how you look. i could inspire you to go out into the world and get some action…
You: Maui is an Island of Hawaii, where are you from sir?
Stranger: i like ur daughter mavi
You: are you from India?
Stranger: india plz dont cut the line
You: I will not, it is just you are always a bit hard to communicate with
You: Mavi is actually Maui– and island in Hawaii
You: in america
Stranger: i want to see your mavi
You: Her name isn’t Mavi..
Stranger: sorry maui
Stranger: will u came india
You: Maui for the last time, IS AN ISLAND IN AMERICA. a place, not a person!
You: also
You: i am not 67
Stranger: wt
You: nor a wizard
You: i am actually a necromancer
Stranger: plz tell me
Stranger: abut u right
You: me?
Stranger: who r u
You: i am 23
You: female
You: brown hair
You: blue eyes
You: skinny
You: 5 foot 6 inches
You: 
Stranger: i like u
You: how about you?
Stranger: 5 foot 8 inch
You: not much taller!
Stranger: plz
Stranger: u from
You: America….
Stranger: will we make friend
You: you want to be friends?
Stranger: ya with u
You: you have facebook?
Stranger: no
You: Skype?
Stranger: i hav yahoo
You: oh
Stranger: u hav?
You: no
Stranger: its ok\
Stranger: u hav nick na,me
You: a nickname?
Stranger: wt? tell me
Stranger: plz
You: my name is Simfinii
You: my friends call me Symfii though
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i call u by ur nick name symfii
You: alright!
Stranger: wt r u doing symfii?
You: making a potion, remember i am a necromancer?
Stranger: sorry .r u single?
You: yes i am. i had a boyfriend, buuutt…. he sorta, ‘dissapeared!’
Stranger: ok sorryh
You: i threatened to turn him into a oad the last time we argued, and well, now i have a pet frog!
You: toad*
Stranger: can i call u my girlfriend ?
You: i guess so
You: dont make me mad though, i might turn you into dust..
You: and then drink you so you are a part of my soul, in everlasting darkness
Stranger: no never
Stranger: ok
You: i should make a yahoo, just for you
Stranger: ok when will u make
You: right now
Stranger: no plz
You: why not?
Stranger: sorry u can do it?
You: yeah, im on a computer, i can open a tab into another dimension causing a ripple in time distorting the past and redefining life as we know it
You: you ok with this?
Stranger: ok tell me about u wt do u like /
You: i like casting spells onto people ruining their lives, cause im a wizard
You: and i also love walking in the forest
You: and making sugar apples for little kids…
Stranger: it is very dangurs Darling
Stranger: u can do it
Stranger: r u there
You: i am here my friend
You: i never got your name
You: would you like to share that with me?
Stranger: y not
Stranger: i will remember u in my life
You: i want to add you to my yahoo though
Stranger: you will make yahoo
You: i made it
You: spectersaber@yahoo.com
You: be right back, i have to use the bathroom!
Stranger: darling u can search me there by dharm_ddd20
Stranger: r u there darling
You: alright im back
You: ill find you
Stranger: Do u like me ?
You: i cant find you yet
You: find me real quick
You: Spectersaber@yahoo.com
Stranger: wait for two minit
Stranger: can i ask u a questipon
You: ok
Stranger: do u like me?
You: i cant find you yet, but you seem like a stiking young lad
You: i know you have facebook in your country
You: cant you sign up for that?
You: this is more difficult
Stranger: ya but i hav no facebook belive me plz
You: make one! it’s really easy to do!
Stranger: its mean u dont like me
You: no i like you, its just not easy adding you on yahoo…
Stranger: i came on my yahoo u can search me plz
You: give me your e-mail
Stranger: dharm_ddd20@ it is my e_mail id
Stranger: plz early
You: i cant find your e-mail. whats your first ad last name?
Stranger: wt happen
You: maybe that will work
Stranger: ok
You: what is it?
Stranger: wt r u saying?
You: what is your first and last name? im asking you because yahoo cant find your e-mail
Stranger: ok dont angreen i can search u plz wait
You: my name for the search is spectersaber@yahoo.com
You: my first and last name is Symfii Destruct
Stranger: u search me
You: give me your name and i will
Stranger: what is ur password in yahoo id
You: im not giving you my password…
You: your real name, what is your real name? 
You: i can find you easy that way!
Stranger: but y darling r u angree with me
You: no im not
You: just want to know what your name is
Stranger: plz hear my talk
Stranger: he is my best friend
You: ?…
Stranger: his name is dharmendra
You: Singh?
Stranger: that id is himself
Stranger: plz belive me
You: Dharmendra Singh? is that him?
Stranger: ya it is himself
You: i got 1600 results on your name…
You: which 1 are you?
You: lol
Stranger: plz dont say that
You: do you live in Dehli?
You: Delhi*
Stranger: i love u very much symfii darling
Stranger: no i live in jaipur
You: ok
You: do you have a picture?
Stranger: there is dharmendras pic only
Stranger: i hav no
You: Dharmendra – what is his second name?
Stranger: no has only one name
You: o
You: this will take a while
Stranger: ok darling
Stranger: can u give me ur contact number
Stranger: r u there symfii darling?
You: my phone number?
You: what number?
Stranger: ya
You: your going to call me from the other side of the world?…
Stranger: it is ur personal mobile number
Stranger: ya plz
You: Thats a risky move,
Stranger: i will call u
Stranger: i want to talk with u darling
You: well, do you have Skype?
You: its free to call me if you have Skype..
Stranger: thats means i dont no abut it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Yes it was a long ass conversation… what a pervert…
anyways, yes i did make that e-mail, and i will be using it, i actually wanted to make another one! i wanted to do it so i could mess with him! hahah!
