Such Stupidity

again, i was on omegle, and ran into another idiot! this is probably the furthest I’ve gotten away with tricking someone!

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi thare

Stranger: hi

You: i love this site

You: lol

Stranger: im male

Stranger: u?

You: your a scrotum grinder, go stick your thumb up your ass pal, i want a conversation

You: >:D

Stranger: oh!

Stranger: really dirty mounth

You: yeah

You: what of it?

Stranger: can do blowjobs, but I don’t kiss you

You: ?

Stranger: with your mounth

You: what makes you think im a girl? i could be a 30 year old fat ass dude who wants to know where you live so i can fit my dick into your ass and hear you squeel

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: that is bad

You: yea

You: ‘

You: but i could be a chick

You: what do you think?

Stranger: I think you are a petite girl

You: you would think that

You: but you have no proof

Stranger: yeha

You: i think your a homosexual

Stranger: but if I see you on webcam I will have prove

You: yeah, not happening

Stranger: but can be happen

You: if i had a web cam

You: lol

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: do you ohave?

You: no

You: i dont

Stranger: so, can’t happen

You: nope

You: oh to bad buddy

Stranger: but a cell phone with a cam

You: lol

Stranger: do you have?

You: you would fucking think that

You: indeed i do

Stranger: oh!

Stranger: so maybe I can win

You: unless i send a picture of a bird and you start spamming my phone trying to call me

You: … that would be bad

Stranger: h mm

Stranger: so…lets guess

Stranger: I think you are a 17 yeard gilr searching some fun, but not explicit sex

You: holy crap

You: you are off by a long penis

You: but your turned on by it

Stranger: hmm

You: guess again?

Stranger: I don’t have other guess

You: i am an evil witch lady who likes to fuck frogs…

Stranger: no

You: you dont think so?

Stranger: no

You: i met one once

Stranger: I think you are petite

You: alright

You: i am

You: and im also blond

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: yeahhhh

Stranger: age?

You: C-size boobs

You: 17

Stranger: lol

Stranger: lol

Stranger: lol

Stranger: I’m good, no?

You: ?

You: sure

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: has guessed your age

You: indeed you did

Stranger: so? we can talk more friendly now?

You: no because i lied to you

You: lol

Stranger: hmm

You: this is quite ammusing

Stranger: what you mean?

You: i think it is fun

Stranger: oh

Stranger: joke with me?

You: yup

You: hilarious

Stranger: hmmm

Stranger: not to me now

You: haha because your a desperate teenage boy who wants some actio

You: n

You: action*

Stranger: far away about teenage

Stranger: hahah

You: go on a fucking pornsite for fucks sake, nothing is going to come true here

You: except for my laughs….

Stranger: i’ve 27 darling

You: I’ve? as in I’m what?

You: ?

Stranger: hmm

You: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……………….

Stranger: are you ok?

You: nope

Stranger: why?

You: im having a kid right now

You: do you think im ok?

Stranger: no

Stranger: a kid?

You: yes

You: it is fucking screaming right now

Stranger: your son?

You: no.. thing

Stranger: you are a babysister?

You: no

You: lol

You: there is no

You: kid

You: i lied

You: agai

You: n

Stranger: you are a lier so

You: indeed

Stranger: indeed

Stranger: has you fucked sometime?

You: haz eye?

You: nao i hazent fucked rezently

Stranger: why?

You: a person broke up with me

You: so sad

You: and it sucks ass right now

You: looking

You: for

You: person

You: atm

You: not you t hogu

You: though
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Stranger: hmm

Stranger: are you painnig?

You: sorta

Stranger: how much time you are alone?

You: mostly alone over the week

You: usually have company over wednesday night though

You: but mainly with friends saturday and sunday

You: im off work then

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: why has borked up?

You: can you do the Toxic Waltz?

You: i can

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: no

Stranger: I don’y konw

You: you don’t listen to … wait

You: are you white/

You: ?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: why?

You: do you listen to metal?

Stranger: no

You: homo’

Stranger: i’m not from US

You: oh

You: OH

You: ok

You: where are you from?

Stranger: brazil

You: ahh nice country

Stranger: thank u

Stranger: so?

Stranger: want say more a lie?

You: hmm?

You: do you wish of me to?

You: cus i can

Stranger: no

You: hahahah thought so

Stranger: I was joking

Stranger: the truth please

You: lol

You: i am 67 i am a girl

You: ok

You: that wa

You: sa lie

You: kinda obvious too

Stranger: you are terrible

You: i know

You: i am actually 15, but im a girl.

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: other lie

Stranger: haha

You: damn yur good

Stranger: Im preper

Stranger: prepered now

Stranger: haha

You: 15 male

Stranger: lie again

You: are you sure?

Stranger: yeah

You: whatever you say pal

Stranger: you are a girl

You: really?

You: ok

You: i am

You: you had that right the entire time

Stranger: a boy don’t will lost so much time with another

You: now guess my age

You: yeah he would

You: lol

You: if the other person is a complete and udder retard

You: i think he could

You: hey

You: have a facebook

You: ?

Stranger: haha

Stranger: everyone have it

Stranger: argggg

You: ill add you

Stranger: but I not

You: wow

Stranger: wait

You: lame…

Stranger: need a invitation?

You: sur

Stranger: I’ve some

You: ive some what?

Stranger: invitations

You: for what?

Stranger: facebook

Stranger: arggggg

You: you want an invite to facebook or you got some

You: to join/;

Stranger: can you send one to me?

You: just go onto facebook and join

You: easy shit

Stranger: ok

Stranger: Im in

Stranger: and now?

You: and now

You: http://www.facebook.com/profile.*******************

Stranger: wow

Stranger: wow

Stranger: wow

Stranger: really petite girl

Stranger: hahahaha

You: that isn’t me

You: lol

You: and shes 14

You: lol

You: pedophile

Stranger: haha

Stranger: you seems a more mature girl

Stranger: have more ppics?

You: of her?

You: no

You: of me?

You: maybe

Stranger: ok

Stranger: can be your sister,…

Stranger: maybe

You: no

You: my sister is 12

Stranger: so what?

You: http://www.facebook.com/**************

You: is this me?

Stranger: hmmm

Stranger: maybe your brother

Stranger: hahahaha

You: hahaha

You: lets see

Stranger: see what?

You: who i can make you think i am

Stranger: hmm

You: you know what?

You: i cant find anyone who isn’t pretty,.

You: damnit

You: ted was an acception though

You: cause hes my boyfriend

You: how about you?

You: maybe i can find you

You: and we could be friend

You: s

Stranger: Marina

You: youwould think

You: shes a skank

You: whats your name

You: ill find you

You: you can add marina if you want

You: i dont give a flying fuck about that bitch

Stranger: he was your gf?

You: bf

You: who ted?

Stranger: Marina

You: no?

Stranger: friend os

You: she added me because she just knew me

You: not cause we friends or anything

Stranger: ok

Stranger: but how is your so profile os?

You: os?

You: hold on a sec

Stranger: so*

You: i gotta pee

You: alright

You: back!

Stranger: so

Stranger: your profile?

You: n

You: gimme yours

You:

Stranger: your first

You: you already saw it

You: lol

Stranger: ted so

You: ?

You: nope

Stranger: so which?

You: lol

You: yeah it was Ted, but before you disconnect on me, i just want to say… That this was fun.. honestly i never triked anyone this bad, and if i had fucking 500 dollars with me here to give to you, i fucking would

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: ok

Stranger: bye so

You: bye

You: have a good one

Your conversational partner has disconnected.