Travel with Ted…

So on Friday i went along with my buddy Gabe to go to his dad’s house up in Reno Nevada. While i was on the bus i remembered something funny about traveling on planes!

So you know when your traveling alone, you get the first seat in your row. A lot of people are walking down the isle, you keep betting with yourself, “ok if it’s a dude i want to sit nest to him! And if it’s a girl i want to sit next to her!” So usually when i bet with myself on who i sit next to on the plane I’m usually right. Usually i always sit next to the hot chick when i travel alone. And when i do i keep thinking, “shit.. we’re probably not going to talk at all..” and that always happens, except when she has to get up to go potty.. Then she says “excuse me i have to pee” . Or when you get the peanuts, you ask her under your breath cause your nervous, “hey can i have your peanuts?” she responds “What?” because she can’t hear you, so you decide to say it a little louder, and she still cant hear you, so you yell it “CAN I HAVE YOUR PEANUTS?!” Then she looks at you like your the biggest asshole she’s ever met, and throws them at your face. I was thinking though, what if you had to sit next to the fattest and smelliest guy/and or girl on the airplane? That would suck right? You would have no room left to sit really, nor the air to breath, especially when they get the airplane food. Then your screwed over.. They are farting in your breathing space, by the time you land your suffocating in air biscuits.. Haha, if you don’t know, that’s actually a fart. Traveling is only fun when you can sit next to people you know and wont judge you by the music you listen to because you have to put it on the highest volume because the plane makes loud noises. I swear, one day someone is going to give me a lecture on god and why i shouldn’t listen to metal because its “the music of Satan” lol, I’d only turn up the volume! “I’m so sorry sir, I’d love to keep listening to your lecture on god, but ut he’s talking about satan right now!” That’s precisely why i don’t have a religion, because it gets you into trouble! I’m not saying any of you shouldn’t believe in what you believe in, just don’t get yourself into trouble.

I don’t know what it is about metal.. you either love it or hate it! I mean, there is good metal out there, but now theres alternative and crap that relates to that. I have to say this, I HATE ALTERNATIVE. I have one good reason, and one reason only! actually two!

1-All the alternative singers SOUND THE SAME!

2- The lyrics are too predictable!

Now you can say that about any music genre, but i mean not all of them are. I guess i just hate alternative with a passion! You can say the same about metal, but some bands like Exodus, holy christ, i listened to them lately, more than usual and i noticed that they have great lyrics in most of their songs. Plus they did a good cover on Low Rider.. lol I’m kidding i hated that cover, but whatever..

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